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[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago

I'm not even American but I've already voted for Joe Biden several times. Just wrote the name down on pieces of paper and mailed them off. Adressed them to Joe Biden too, so that shit counts double. Put some extra stamps on them, and that's exponential growth in the number of times I voted for him. I'm practically a swing state of my own, the way I'm swinging my massive votes around.

[-] sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

screenshotting this and sending it to fox news as an admission of guilt

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago

I'm very afraid some maga is going to read this comment and take it seriously.

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