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[-] Chef_Boyardee@lemm.ee 65 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

True in my case, but there's a good reason. We started dating in HS. She has a late growth spurt, and her boobs got huge. She really filled out everywhere. And considering she was an ex athlete, she really was something to behold.

I remember being at work, and seeing a bombshell walking across the parking lot. I was in awe. And then I realized it was her. I knew it was doomed from that point on. She was constantly getting hit on by everyone by that point.

My girlfriend even went to metal shows with me. She crawled through GWARs worm once. I was so close with the band Lamb of God. This was the years 2000/2001, so they weren't popular yet. Apparently John Campbell would talk about her tits behind my back.

I even had several people say I looked like shaggy. And over twenty years later, I go to the grocery store wearing brown sweatpants and a green shirt. That was today.

Matrix confirmed.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 10 points 1 month ago

If Matrix was here, he’d laugh too.

[-] Shou@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

That's amazing. This is the good wholesome stuff.

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's creative writing from a sad pro bono comedian bro, the green shirt and brown pants? Come on

this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2024
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