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[-] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 115 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Jesus.

Only because I want to see how Right wing "Christians" would react to being faced with their messiah being a middle-eastern globalist communist that preaches love and acceptance.

[-] johnthedoe@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

My first thought was he’d be cancelled or get crucified again. He’d need to show some full on magic to get our attention today. Water to wine or walking on water is too “street magic” today.

[-] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, he'd need to demonstrate better powers or he'd be dead very quickly.

Maybe if he could wave his hand at an army and turn all the water in the soldiers bodies to wine? That'd be cool.

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