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Columbus Day (lemmy.world)
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[-] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 17 points 1 year ago

Unironically saw this meme while in line after having just done that.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

You got lost in the spice aisle? Because they generally are straight lines.

[-] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 18 points 1 year ago

Eh, got lost looking for ground ginger. Started in the spice aisle, but they were out, so some directed me to the produce area (apparently didn't realize I didn't want whole ginger). After a bit more wandering, I turned some up in the Asian food section.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think you're celebrating Magellan Day or something. You don't ever get to the Asian food section on Columbus Day if you celebrate it properly.

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 year ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Damn it, every time someone posts a Key and Peele gif, I spend the next hour watching Key and Peele sketches.

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 year ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I said, biiiiiiiitch...

[-] match@pawb.social 3 points 1 year ago

i think you celebrate magellan day by getting beat up by a short pinoy king

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I assume you celebrate Cook day by getting killed by Hawaiians.

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 8 points 1 year ago
[-] match@pawb.social 6 points 1 year ago
[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 6 points 1 year ago
[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Did you go to the pharmacy looking for spices? Did you make a scene and berate their employees? You’re doing it wrong.

[-] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 2 points 1 year ago

Naw, I just kidnapped a bunch of people and left some dirty old blankets laying around /s

this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2024
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