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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/moviesandtv@lemm.ee

I'll go first. Mine is the instant knockout drug. Like Dexter's intramuscular injection that causes someone to immediately lose consciousness. Or in the movie Split where there's the aerosol spray in your face that makes you instantly unconscious. Or pretty much any time someone uses chloroform.

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[-] EnderMB@lemmy.world 63 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Star Trek is awful for this, but this conversation:

Subject Matter Expert: Oh no, the defences are down

Captain: How long do you need to fix them?

SME: Two hours

Captain: You have one

No, motherfucker, the person that you fucking PAY for their expertise on this very subject said it would take two hours!

Management is full of these cunts that think they can just dictate a timeline and have people that actually know their shit dance to their tune.

[-] Schal330@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

Hate to be that guy, but the federation exists in a post-money society. No one gets paid, they do what they do for prestige, pride, adventure, and the good of humanity. Maybe the management believe they can inspire their minions to do better, or maybe the SME's are so used to that shit that they under promise and over deliver.

SME: "oh no, our defences are down" Captain: "How long do you need to fix them?" SME: (hmm, captain will cut the time in half, it takes about 15 minutes...fuck it...) "Two hours" Captain: "You have one" SME: (Like candy from a baby)

Scotty literally talks about under promising intentionally so he comes across as a miracle worker.

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Software devs already do this IRL

[-] NostraDavid@programming.dev 14 points 1 month ago

Cue Scotty, Mr "miracle worker", quadrupling his estimates:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9SVhg6ZENw

[-] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

And later, Torres explicitely not doing that.

[-] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

But also if you know anything about engineering, it's double your expected timeline just in case Shit Happens™️. I can fairly safely predict delivery in two hours. I might be able to deliver in one. Under-promise and over-deliver, or risk vice versa.

[-] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 8 points 1 month ago

I always 7x. Especially if I'm dependent on others

[-] Zozano@lemy.lol 4 points 1 month ago

"Okay so the installer says it's got nine minutes left, so this step should take about three or four minutes"

[-] Brosplosion@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Honestly this happens a lot. Generally people give estimates reflecting other responsibilities when cutting time is possible

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