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Your honor, I would like the opportunity to interview the underaged girl accusing me of rape, privately in my basement, so we can try to reenact the crime and confirm her testamony.

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[-] Ilovethebomb@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

No, it's a separate facility near his residence, from my understanding.

[-] cassetti@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

Has the location been specified? I haven't seen any news indicating that the location was specifically mentioned. But I'm sure it's just my sources leaving out that tidbit.

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