Butterball frozen turkeys are like 25% water, sugar, and salt. They're nasty. That's what I grew up on, And I thought they were the best of the best. One at Thanksgiving and another for Christmas! So great, plus the price is right, turkey is turkey, right?

My mother mocked me for buying something else one year, so I can understand why people would be shocked. The waited too long, they have no backup, they think that having meat is a requirement of a healthy meal...

But these birds aren't worth the electricity used to freeze them.