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Glass of wine rule
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Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.
Rule: You must post before you leave.
Lose the glass. Embrace the de-boxed space bag with a spigot.
Get a long crazy straw and then squeeze the bag under your arm like the patron saint of bagpipes and alcoholism.
Now there's a brand new sentence
Goon of fortune.
Slap the bottle doesn’t hit as hard as slapping the bag!