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[-] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 35 points 1 month ago

they would have nowhere to retreat if their food supply ran out.

Um. Hello? There are scientists there.


Which means scientific papers, then tourists, then garbage and a symbiotic relationship, then the eventual domestication of polar bears.
Not, you know, the international scientific community treating scientists like cats.

[-] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

"Return Eenie or we feed another physicist to the bears. We know you fuckers took him."

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Idk, I think polar bears would domesticate the scientists before scientists domesticated the polar bears.

[-] SGforce@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Always wondered what it would have been like had we domesticated these things

These limbs were adapted for efficient long-distance pacing, rather than the explosive acceleration and high speed pursuits

Terrifying

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