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Keep holding on because this isn't the Handmaid's Tale, fuckface. (lemmy.world)

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[-] CameronDev@programming.dev 23 points 2 months ago

Sorry, too late, we've already shipped the grungy atheist gamer man child to your address.

If it is not to your satisfaction, wrap it in the same packaging and we'll give you a return address. There will unfortunately be a restocking fee.

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Oh no, that's alright. I'm sure we can find something to do with him.

[-] burgersc12@mander.xyz 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

grungy atheist gamer man child

Ah shit, looks like I'm getting shipped

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

He comes in what kind of stockings?

[-] CameronDev@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

All of our products with the exception of the premium "Cat Boy" and "Kawaii Maid Boy" ship a bare, to allow our customers to customise them to their own tastes.

If you give me your order number, I can look up the status of your order and confirm the shipping status for you?

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