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Christians flock to Washington to pray for America to turn to God — by electing Trump (www.nbcnews.com)

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[-] UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago

To get into heaven, American Christians have to follow these rules:

call yourself Christian

That's it, really. You call yourself a good Christian, you automatically are one. You are part of the group, so you are good. No need to follow any rules or tennets.

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