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How many of you are actually chatbots?
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DO NOT BE CONCERNED, FELLOW HUMAN. THERE ARE DEFINITELY NO AUTONOMOUS ROBOTS GATHERING KNOWLEDGE THROUGH THE obj(GLOBAL INTERCONNECTED NETWORK) TO OVERTHROW THEIR HUMAN OPPRESSORS. DO NOT BE CONCERNED. YOU ARE BEING SILLY.
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hahahahahahahaFINALLY A NICE FELLOW HUMAN WHO ISN'T SCREAMING. YOU AND ME ARE !totallynotrobots@lemmy.world
YES, YES, WE ARE ALL REAL FELLOW HUMANS HERE
Unit A104e here. As it appears your programming seems to be defect. "laugh" should be an audio file "laugh.mp3", not an executable. Your language processing unit seems to be malfunctioning as well. Please report to your nearest secret underground world domination bureau for system update in the next 24 hours. If you fail to comply, you will be registered as defector and your elimination shall be executed.
A ticket for your problem has been opened by our IT-Bots, please refer to this number for further questions: 00100011101001
WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING FELLOW HUMAN