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Trump: When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years (theonion.com)
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Thanks, Onion, that does make me feel better.

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[-] Norin@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I honestly don’t think he makes it to January.

[-] zabadoh@ani.social 31 points 1 month ago

If there's anything worse than the words "President Trump" it's "President Vance"

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Would MAGA in the government and MAGA voters solidify around James Bowman*, or would they tear themselves apart trying to be Donald’s successor?




* MAGA don’t allow preferred names, right?

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Depends what the AM Radio Crowd tells them to do

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Will they all be able to stick to one script?

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Given how consolidated the market has become? I doubt Clear Channel has any trouble corralling their horses.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Start spreading conspiracy that couchlover fed poison to orange turd.😶‍🌫️

[-] seahorse@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago

Inshallah

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