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Guys who do diss other guys for not peeing standing up have major self esteem issues or insecurities.
I'm a man and I pee sitting down because:
Real men sit to pee so they don't have to clean their own piss up later.
Whenever I talk about this, some asshat will come along and make a comment about sitting on a tree. No, dumbass, I don't sit to pee on a tree. Or a urinal. I sit to pee on my toilet at home so I can tell you what an idiot you are while I'm pissing just to prove how manly I am.
Real men pee however they want and make sure not to leave a mess for the next bathroom user. Standing or sitting has nothing to do with masculinity.
Agreed, just making a joke because of the context.
Amen brother
Hahahahahaha! "dO yOu SiT aT a UrInAl Or On A tReE?" That is some wrinkle-free brain logic right there.
I lay down to pee.
Now I lay me down to pee...
I pray the Lord will also leak.
That a whole
'nother
Level
Bruh. You're giving up your best offensive maneuver by sitting down! You piss AT your attacker!
Never turn your back to the bathroom door bro
So do you pee with your dick bent backwards between your butt cheeks to piss in the bowl while you face the door?
Agreed, I will generally sit down.
It's solely a matter of comfort and/or convenience:
How long do you pee that you have time to acces your phone though?
Usually about 15 to 20 seconds. I've been known to check my phone while standing to pee, it really just depends on what I'm doing It's not like I'm doing a lot on my phone while peeing.
You fool, the pee is to be used as a standoff weapon to assert space and give time to determine your strategy.
If your attacker comes from behind, which is the most likely scenario, you'll be caught off guard with both hands busy holding your junk. All they gotta do is shake you a little for you to be covered in your own piss. Checkmate.
Learning the garden sprinkler technique is dick management 101.
The one that slaps the water that goes
Tsh tsh tsh tsh tsh
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