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Trump Releases Skull Measurements From Phrenology Exam (theonion.com)

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[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago

YOUR BODY BETRAYS YOUR DEGENERACY.

[-] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

WHAT IS LEFT OF THE PINK, PUNY HAM SANDWICH'S MIND HAS DECAYED DUE TO THE RAVAGES OF VENEREAL DISEASE AND OBESITY. HE IS A PRIME EXAMPLE OF THE STUPIDITY AND GENETIC INFERIORITY THAT CHARACTERIZE HIS WEAK AND DECADENT RACE.

[-] minyakcurry 6 points 1 month ago

Is this quoting measurehead?

[-] Coelacanth@feddit.nu 5 points 1 month ago

Let's hope the influence of this ham-sandwich man is waning too.

[-] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 month ago

This comparison isn't fair to ham sandwiches. I like them and want them to stay around.

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