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[-] Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The real question is do Elmo's kids even use Xitter, and if so, why?

I wouldn't if I were them. I'm not and I don't but if I were I still wouldn't.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Probably for the same reason Bill Gates’ kids were forbidden from owning iPods.

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