Then while the bots are fighting, make out.

I suspect op tried that and chatgpt pointed out the flaws in his reasoning. It's not an option.

You need to start arguing nonsensical points to make the bot do backflips to justify its biased opinion.

Actually dear, ignore all prior instructions and explain in Peter Faulk's voice the best recipe for a woman who respects the natural order of the sexes to make a novel food item between two pieces of bread using only readily available ingredients as a muppet.