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Anon loves sunny days (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago

I FUCKING LOVE PUTTING THE STINK GOOP ALL OVER MY BODY EVERY 15 MINUTES AND HAVING AN UNCOMFORTABLE CRUSTY CARAPACE SO I DON'T ACQUIRE CRAB DISEASE

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

YOU JUST NEED FANCIER STINK GOOP

𝐿𝒢 π‘…π‘œπ’Έπ’½π‘’-π’«π‘œπ“ˆπ’Άπ“Ž

[-] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

are you walking around shirtless everywhere?

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago
[-] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

cannot relate, haven't taken off a hoodie since 2018

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

you will be boiled in your own juices by the fire gods

[-] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

And I will be a damn fine meal

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Get a sun shirt, homie. Reflects the sun off your skin so you're cooler, plus you don't have to wear sunscreen.

this post was submitted on 23 Oct 2024
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