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Anon loves sunny days (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] Matriks404@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

I love sunny day, but even more...

I LOVE THE RAINY NIGHT.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 12 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Who gets chapped lips from a sunny day? Where are you, the fucking Sahara desert?

[-] Loonesota@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

Life in a northern climate at this time of year, my dude. Already had to bust out the chapstick from how dry it's been.

[-] _Sprite@lemmy.world 12 points 21 hours ago
[-] curiousaur@reddthat.com 2 points 20 hours ago

The best chapstick is enough water.

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

theyre lovin the D

[-] Leviathan@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

Chapped lips in the summer? I've only ever gotten chapped lips in winter.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Just live in the Mountain West - Colorado, Arizona, Utah. The air is so dry it actively mummifies you every day of the year.

[-] Leviathan@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

I love the desert heat. Chapped lips aside it's my dream.

Eh, I live in Utah and I also only get chapped lips in the winter. It sucked the first year when I moved here, but my body adapted.

[-] Pulptastic@midwest.social 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

You don't have to lie out in the sun naked from dawn to dusk without water to enjoy a sunny day.

[-] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 45 points 1 day ago

I love WEARING SUNGLASSES.

I love WEARING A HAT.

I love DRINKING WATER.

I Love WEARING SUNBLOCK.

Jesus christ dude, if you get yourself into some kind of shape that isn't round, you aren't going to have these problems.

[-] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 2 points 13 hours ago

I hate sunscreen, the only thing worse than being sweaty all day is being sweaty and oily and sticky.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

OP thinks sunny days are too hard. I have no idea how he survives rainy days. A bit of snow would kill him instantly.

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[-] Yes_Man@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

"normoids" is really something.

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 112 points 1 day ago

anon rawdogs sunlight, blames society

> Doesn't know about sunglasses

> Doesn't know about sunscreen

> What even is water

> Acclimated to climate controlled rooms

> No really, what is water

> Do you even walk bro

To be fair, exposing yourself to the sun is unsafe. During summer the rule is: Don't go out into the sun. If you have to go into the sun, cover yourself with clothes. If you can't cover yourself with clothes, wear sunscreen. And limit the sun exposure to an absolute minimum. There is no safe tan.

[-] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 11 points 1 day ago

As someone who wears sun hoodies to avoid negative effects, I respect the evils of the sun.

That being said, people in the US need to learn acclimation. It does not need to be 15 degrees colder inside. In 2 weeks your body normalizes.

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[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

I love all this and the fact that exposure to the sun can make my autoimmune disease worse and can actually do permanent damage to organs and could kill me if I get burnt bad enough. Got the diagnosis right after I got back into riding horses. -_-

[-] wieson@feddit.org 2 points 12 hours ago

BlackHoodedDeathRiderOfTheApocalypse.jpg

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

Lmao. I'm considering doing a Dullahan costume next year for Halloween and using one of the horses for it lol

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 20 hours ago

I nearly died from being out in the Sun too long, and yet as an adult I insist on lying out on the beach like a chicken leg on a grill (with water this time at least).

[-] mostdubious@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

the comments here made me smile. glad to know lemmy isn't all basement dwellers

[-] Zapados@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

Some of us dwell in caves.

[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

They forgot skin cancer

[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago

Meanwhile, people who say they love cold weather:

"I like sweaters, coats and boots, bundling up, sitting inside by a fire with hot cocoa.". Really sounds like they enjoy being warm, not cold after all.

So maybe "I like air conditioning, watching the sun from inside, the feeling of coming in out of the heat in the summer, a refreshing cold shower in the morning, being able to wear fashionable sunglasses and hats."

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago

I like feeling the cold around me while protecting my vitals from it.

As I'm sure you've heard and maybe even contemplated, I can generally warm myself up. It's a lot harder to cool myself down, at least past a certain point.

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[-] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Solutions to being too cold - put on more layers, get a hot beverage, do some light exercise

Solutions to being too hot - get to some AC, splash water on yourself, take off layers

The problem is that the first set of solutions is generally more accessible and work-friendly. I can't take off my shirt on a site visit for work (or even wear shorts, and being in damp sweaty clothes is miserable compared to being chilly and needing to warm up.

[-] Default_Defect@midwest.social 17 points 1 day ago

There's more of a comfy-ness to being enveloped by warmth when its cold out.

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[-] coaxil@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

I swear shorts and t-shirt until about 5 degrees C, love it.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 23 hours ago

Same, but I hate cold weather. It's not because I'm uncomfortable, it's because I hate all the things associated with cold weather:

  • shoveling snow
  • icy roads
  • so many ads (Black Friday + Christmas)

The temperature itself is fine, and sometimes I'll even shovel snow in shorts. It's everything else that pisses me off.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I prefer being outside in cold weather. If I had my druthers I'd keep my house at 60 degrees in the winter and bundle up. I've lived in a house where I could wake up and see my breath in my own bedroom on especially cold days and it was glorious.

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[-] skulkingaround@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Those people can speak for themselves. I like getting plastered then walking around shirtless in below freezing temps. Makes me feel alive.

[-] imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works 1 points 17 hours ago

Ah, a fellow man of culture.

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[-] Corno@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago

I love sunny, snowy days. 20°C and above is just "hot" for me

partly cloudy weather best weather

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[-] SamuraiBeandog@lemmy.world 55 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Y'all are a bunch of lizard people, anon gets it. The sun is literally trying to kill you.

[-] don@lemm.ee 38 points 1 day ago
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[-] baggins@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

Chapped lips is in the winter

[-] angrystego@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

I am the normoid. I really enjoy it. I guess I'm well equipped for the future.

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