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I hate agile (hexbear.net)
submitted 3 days ago by edge@hexbear.net to c/technology@hexbear.net

I hate scrum

I hate stand up

I hate sprints

Fuck Toyota

How have we taken the most autistic job and tacked a stupid, worthless, autistic unfriendly process on to it? (the answer of course is capitalism)

I want to quit but I can't get another job and even if I could it would just be more of this shit.

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[-] edge@hexbear.net 31 points 3 days ago

It doesn't help that the code I have to work on is just horseshit. But so was the last project I was on and probably any other job.

[-] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Because no one has time for code refactoring. Always produce new value, never go back and fix or clean up, etc. No time! Money for the Money God!

[-] blame@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago

all code is terrible, even yours. One day you'll have to come back to work on some code you wrote and you'll be like "jesus fuck who wrote this" and you'll find out it was you

[-] REgon@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

Past me is a fuck and if I ever find them then they're fucked.
I'll let future me do the searching tho.

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