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I hate agile (hexbear.net)
submitted 3 days ago by edge@hexbear.net to c/technology@hexbear.net

I hate scrum

I hate stand up

I hate sprints

Fuck Toyota

How have we taken the most autistic job and tacked a stupid, worthless, autistic unfriendly process on to it? (the answer of course is capitalism)

I want to quit but I can't get another job and even if I could it would just be more of this shit.

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[-] macabrett@lemmy.ml 28 points 2 days ago

I just try to use agile against the product team as often as I can. "Well, agile says we should adjust to whatever works for the team and this meeting isn't providing any value."

It doesn't work all the time, but I've eliminated a few meetings. I still don't like my job, but it is what it is.

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