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I hate agile (hexbear.net)
submitted 3 days ago by edge@hexbear.net to c/technology@hexbear.net

I hate scrum

I hate stand up

I hate sprints

Fuck Toyota

How have we taken the most autistic job and tacked a stupid, worthless, autistic unfriendly process on to it? (the answer of course is capitalism)

I want to quit but I can't get another job and even if I could it would just be more of this shit.

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[-] neo@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

The thing about the original agile manifesto is it's so vague that you could just put anything you want over it. That's why there are 700 books and 7000000000 consultants teaching agile practices. It's fake!

this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2024
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