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Correct me if I'm wrong but y'all already have a fuck-you huge moat called like The English Channel/Celtic Sea/Atlantic Ocean/North Sea or something. What you need is pungee pits outside of tobacco shoppes.
Oh, is that what that thing was? I wondered why i kept getting wet.
Well that may be the endless rain if you're in London of course.
Jokes on you. I'm wet from both.
Well I'm wet from your mom, so there!
(Sorry lol I couldn't resist, it was tee'd up so perfectly.)
Imo, you deserved better than that.
Also, an okay-ish self depicting gag is often a good off ramp, if there's no genuine ill will between people. I usually take them, as it keeps things light.
Not being horrible. I just wish someone had told me stuff like that. I'm not saying you're young. Im just saying, I have too many grey hairs for your mom jokes.
But, If it makes you feel any better, I wish I wasn't too old for them too.
You’re never too old for your mom jokes, it’s just that you go from accusing their mom of being a cougar to accusing yourself of being one