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Anon takes their dog for a walk (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[-] bluelion@sh.itjust.works 39 points 4 months ago

I heard grass tastes allright if you sprinkle some oil and salt on it. Never tried it myself, though.

[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 31 points 4 months ago

corn is grass. rice is grass. a lot of other shit is grass too. heck, I'm grass.

[-] Benjaben@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

Your mom's grass

[-] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 15 points 4 months ago

Your ass is grass

[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

AND I'M GONNA MOW IT

[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 23 points 4 months ago

Isn't that just a salad?

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 49 points 4 months ago

Only if it comes from the salad region of France.

[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

Yes, otherwise it’s just crispy grass.

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