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[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 11 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

If we consider the Sistine Chapel's depiction of the realm of heaven to be divine inspiration, the clothes were added later after some complaints.

The whole concept of original sin is such that pure beings such as Adam and Eve did not even realize that they were naked until they ate the fruit of carnal knowledge.

Therefor it is canon that God likes to hang out with his wang out. Freeballin.

[-] pinkystew@reddthat.com 4 points 20 hours ago

Also Jesus was a bottom

Do you think he was topping 12 dudes a night? They started a religion after him because he was nice not because he was a multiple cummer

So it totally makes sense for him to be flying cakes in a fight with a Hindu god

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Consider that the first time he broke out the superpowers was when a wedding didn't have booze. So he turned WATER INTO WINE. Just don't rule out him topping 12 dudes a night is all I'm saying. He brought the party.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Is me not a multiple cummer? Why do they say Jesus will come again?

[-] pinkystew@reddthat.com 2 points 12 hours ago

if Jesus is a top that changes everything

it means he really is daddy

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 11 points 20 hours ago

I'm not sure what your religion is but I regret to inform you that you're not going to the good place.

[-] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 9 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Based on having had to read that comment I would say we're already in the bad place

[-] pinkystew@reddthat.com 6 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

I'm a slut for cum fill me Judas

~Jesus Christ, probably

this post was submitted on 31 Oct 2024
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