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submitted 21 hours ago by ericbomb@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world

I'm aware of the NCIS scenes, what else you guys got?

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[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 70 points 18 hours ago

Hacking.

There is no way that you keyboard danced for 12 seconds and completed a nmap scan, identified an unpatched target with a remote code execution bug, delivered the payload, pivoted to an account with the permissions you needed, and found the server running the internal application you are looking for.

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

It's really simple, you just search the evil corporation's hard drive for a file named EVIDENCE.txt

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 6 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

exactly. running an nmap scan alone involves minutes on end of just sitting there, waiting for nmap to do its thing, and hoping that the network administrator doesn't notice your computer running the most obvious port scan of all time, barge into your borrowed cubicle, and say "what the hell are you doing"

To be fair, that's your personal thing, because you have knowledge about this topic. In movies and TV a crap ton of stuff is abbreviated to not bore the audience to death. Some shows portrait a certain domain more or less realistically but still take dramatic license with other things. After all, we watch this stuff to escape from reality.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 35 points 15 hours ago
[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

Ah legacy systems.

All the young kids use ::1

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 18 hours ago

Hack the planet!

[-] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 12 points 17 hours ago
this post was submitted on 01 Nov 2024
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