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Another record broken! Trump is the only president to simulate sucking a penis at a large public gathering
(lemmy.world)
Despite lack of clear records on this matter, it is believed that neither Abraham Lincoln nor George Washington simulated sucking a penis in public.
That's too kind. I'd like to read about him in an orange jump suit.
I can’t mention what I’d like to read in his obit on this instance. But you are right, I guess I’d like to read about him twice. First his long term incarceration, followed by his obituary.
As an aside, everyone’s always mentioning the whole “herp derp how you gonna put a former president in jail with secret service detail?”. When that fuckhead gets incarcerated I want him sent to the military wing of Leavenworth. Imagine, Trump in solitary confinement, not allowed to speak to any other inmates, any of the MPs, or even aloud to himself. God damn I’d relish knowing how miserable he’d be in there.
I'm with you. That's the clear solution, and it's frustrating how many people overlook it!
He'll flee to Russia before he does a day in prison. And I think that would be better for the country as it would clearly expose him as a traitor - and some of his cultists might follow him there.
I would like to read about him one more time, but in the context of a news article about a new device that allows humans to live forever in a state of perpetual punishment, and that Donald Trump will be the first (and only) person to ever be put inside.
Edit: actually, now that I think about it, I'd probably be ok getting an update every 5 years or so about how bad he's doing. Just as a reminder.
That happened in 2016, but the machine was set to put everyone except trump into perpetual punishment.
The Torment Nexus if you will