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Despite lack of clear records on this matter, it is believed that neither Abraham Lincoln nor George Washington simulated sucking a penis in public.

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[-] Not2Dopey@sh.itjust.works 197 points 10 months ago
[-] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 21 points 10 months ago

This should be a top level post. 😂

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[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 166 points 10 months ago

I never want to hear about Donald Trump again.

[-] borari@lemmy.dbzer0.com 102 points 10 months ago

I would l like to hear about him one more time, while reading his obituary.

[-] SkyNTP@lemmy.ml 52 points 10 months ago

That's too kind. I'd like to read about him in an orange jump suit.

[-] borari@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 10 months ago

I can’t mention what I’d like to read in his obit on this instance. But you are right, I guess I’d like to read about him twice. First his long term incarceration, followed by his obituary.

As an aside, everyone’s always mentioning the whole “herp derp how you gonna put a former president in jail with secret service detail?”. When that fuckhead gets incarcerated I want him sent to the military wing of Leavenworth. Imagine, Trump in solitary confinement, not allowed to speak to any other inmates, any of the MPs, or even aloud to himself. God damn I’d relish knowing how miserable he’d be in there.

[-] Agrivar@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

When that fuckhead gets incarcerated I want him sent to the military wing of Leavenworth.

I'm with you. That's the clear solution, and it's frustrating how many people overlook it!

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[-] billiam0202@lemmy.world 35 points 10 months ago

I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.

-Man who died before Donald Trump was born.

[-] errer@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

I wouldn’t even read his obituary, fuck his memory

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[-] MightyCuriosity@sh.itjust.works 62 points 10 months ago

I thought it was satire. This is real? Wtf

[-] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 53 points 10 months ago

Yep. It’s real.

Apparently he was whining about his mic not working so he made the only logical choice that he is capable of in a situation where he needs something from something far more cerebral than he is….

Just ask Putin.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

You're being too kind. On top of the whining, he was relentlessly berating his backstage crew calling them stupid and openly saying things like no wonder he doesn't pay his contractors for petty things like this. What an irritable assclown.

[-] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 55 points 10 months ago

Republicans sucking dick and shoving dildos up their asses to own the libz.

[-] Korne127@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

What Locktober and NNN do to a mf

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[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 47 points 10 months ago

Way too natural. I can tell he's done this many times before.

This is the candidate that is winning over Christian and elderly voters in droves.

I'd call him Satan, but Satan is believed to be wise.

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[-] ori@lemmy.world 39 points 10 months ago

I need this as a video clip for reasons

[-] Severalkittens@lemmy.world 116 points 10 months ago
[-] toothpaste_sandwich@feddit.nl 78 points 10 months ago

It's worse than I imagined, thank you.

[-] niucllos@lemm.ee 55 points 10 months ago

Oh God, I was imagining one of his weird motions that sort of looks like a hand job but isn't supposed to, but yeah this is super deliberate.

[-] macarthur_park@lemmy.world 53 points 10 months ago

What a terrible day to have eyes

[-] _bcron_@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago

I'm afraid to find out what his supporters are gonna do to show solidarity. Maxi pads on their ears, wearing trash bags... Now this

[-] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 13 points 10 months ago

I’m afraid to find out what his supporters are gonna do to show solidarity.

I think Boebert gave us a sneak peek awhile back.

[-] bradinutah@thelemmy.club 25 points 10 months ago

Another example of real life stranger than fiction.

There are people voting for this creepy criminal. It's mind boggling.

[-] barsquid@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago

I wonder if Fox News will comment that this might be unpresidential? Maybe it is even on the level of tan suits and coffee salutes.

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[-] _bcron_@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

tfw you're gonna try to bash one final minority group in a last-minute campaign stop but get upset and accidentally alienate your entire toxic masculine base instead

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago

They were laughing. As if Trump was being funny. They’re not bothered by this. Which is worse than Trump giving head to his microphone.

[-] Grimy@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

It's always like this for these articles. I read he said or did something completely stupid, I watch the video and all I see is his base laughing along. It's frustrating .

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 28 points 10 months ago

His parents would be so proud of him. His mom and dad both came from a long line of proud cock suckers. If only Donnie had found his gift earlier.

[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 26 points 10 months ago

The same president who wants to protect the children and stop drag queens from reading books

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[-] KinglyWeevil@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 10 months ago

We've devolved past Idiocracy

[-] Jumi@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago

That and the playing of the YMCA song feels like he's trying to tell us something

[-] Professorozone@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

He's like a dancing bear. He will do ANYTHING he thinks will please his disciples. It's come down to, look at me. I'm funny and interesting. You'll love me over these normal people that ruin everything.

[-] TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 19 points 10 months ago
[-] Bdtrngl@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

Learned everything he knows from Nancy Reagan.

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[-] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 18 points 10 months ago

so much (pseudo-fellatio) winning!

this is the republicans best choice folks!

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[-] Coach@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

Jesus H. Christ 🤦‍♂️

[-] PhAzE@lemmy.ca 17 points 10 months ago

This is him showing off to putin

[-] subignition@fedia.io 14 points 10 months ago

Must be reliving his memories with Epstein

[-] takeda@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Epstein was just providing underage girls, those must be memories from Moscow.

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 13 points 10 months ago

…………………. ^(quietly) what the fuck^

[-] Hammocks4All@lemmy.ml 13 points 10 months ago

He wants to win the erection

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

I don't really give a fuck to be honest. Him doing something funny is pretty inconsequential to the potential end of US Democracy and dissolution of NATO.

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 10 months ago

Yeah. I haven't found any of this funny for several years.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

He is signalling the Russians again.

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