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[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Y'all Qaeda,

Meal Team Six,

Gravy SEALs,

Vanilla ISIS,

Couch Gyros,

CoD Patriots,

~~Cracker~~ Cracka Barrel Rambos,

Pajama Ninjas,

and various other Ammo-sexuals...

Yep. Terrifying. Truly. 😱🫣

🤣🖕🏼🫡🤣

[-] ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world 12 points 15 hours ago

You might not be scared but you don’t own a Golden Corral buffet. The damage they can do on the chocolate fountain alone will set you back thousands of dollars.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 14 hours ago

Chocolate fountains as the aerated bacterial breeding spurts they are — especially at no-effort cesspools like said feed trough chains, et al — should've by all accounts killed off their target demographic decades ago... 😶‍🌫️

[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Ammo sexuals is a new one for me. I like it.

[-] baronvonj@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago
[-] lettruthout@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

Agreed. They're a threat, but not terrifying.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 14 hours ago

They're threatening like a clay pigeon is: stay up range/wind and avoid them in large groups. They shatter into useless pieces on their own, anyhow. Bob & weave, fellow readers & capable thinkers.

[-] stringere@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 hours ago

Clay pigeons are fuckers! They don't even eat flies.

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