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I legit went and bought a bottle of rum
(sopuli.xyz)
I am not going to be sober if it turns out we have to deal with Trump (or notorious couch-fucker JD Vance) for another 4 years
Wait, they can't vote if they're drunk?
No, but they shouldn't be driving to the polls.
And this is America, so driving is usually the only option
I walked there because I assumed I might still be drunk from the night before. To which an officer intentionally pointed me in the opposite direction of the polling location.