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[-] Lettuceeatlettuce@lemmy.ml 42 points 1 week ago

10 seconds? That's generous.

[-] Gumus@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago
[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

Ya filthy animal!

[-] GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 week ago

This is programmer humor.

10...

1...

  1. Why are you still here?
[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

"You literally said 'ten' and then 'one', why do you think I'm still here?"

[-] kolorafa@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

“There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don’t.”

https://www.exploringbinary.com/there-are-10-types-of-people/

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

He either said "two" (10) "one" (1) "zero" (0) "why are you still here" (because the guy is unfazed)
or he said "ten" (10) "one" (1) "zero" (0) "why are you still here" (because the guy is confused)

I'm guessing the second one occured

[-] GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Why would you convert to decimal naming conventions when using a binary numbering system? Or do you think numeric values like 42(dec) have inherent names? That's as silly as thinking that the freezing point of water is 0 degrees or, even worse, 32 degrees.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

I'm trying to show that the joke only works as a written premise, and falls apart immediately as a spoken premise as was presented initially.

[-] And009@reddthat.com 4 points 1 week ago

Looks like we have an outsider here *cocks gun

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