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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 week ago

They should just get specialists into court proceedings with these people to just bombard them with the most complex legalese in absolute detail.

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Doesn't work. Trying to parse a sentence that is more than ten words in length, their brain would just throw an OutOfMemoryException, output a bunch of "I do not consent" lines, and immediately return to the index page of Black's Law Dictionary.

[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

They already do. They’re called “lawyers”

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago

I meant in addition to the lawyer ... the added specialist would just be some kind of academic with a great detailed knowledge of archaic laws and regulations who could just cite obscure codes, legalese, regulations and explanations going all the way back to Ancient Greece and the Babylonians - their job would be just to calmly answer back to the Sovcit with ever more complex explanations and jargon.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

I meant in addition to the lawyer ... the added specialist would just be some kind of

Mental health professional!

[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

The sovcit would be the only one not listening, and who wants to go through all of that crap?

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