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Anon doesn't tip (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

9/10 chance that goes to cover part of your bill and the waiter gets fucked, but if you could guarantee they pocket it that'd work.

Hmm, maybe slip it to them when asking for the bill?

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

That’ll get them fired for looking like they conspired with you

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

Sure, that might work, or give it to them up front (protip btw, you want GREAT service? Frontload that tip, your server will break the law for you if you do that lol).

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