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[-] Baguette@lemm.ee 43 points 1 week ago

Why gamble IRL when you could instead gamble with stocks online and lose your life savings /s

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Because stocks take time, casinos are almost instant.

[-] axx@slrpnk.net 11 points 6 days ago

That's the problem with this generation, no capacity to appreciate delayed dissatisfaction!

[-] rothaine@lemm.ee 3 points 5 days ago

Psst

Wanna buy some 0dte options

[-] kometes@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Just drop it in a spider and reap the 5% growth per year caused by new immigrants... er, wait.

this post was submitted on 08 Nov 2024
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