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[-] HKPiax@lemmy.world 142 points 2 years ago

The second you hit pose #3 you’re getting your guts kicked out of your asshole by the roo’s legs. This guide is absolute rubbish, complete malarkey, total squirrel’s piss.

[-] mrbonejangles@lemm.ee 59 points 2 years ago

If you are lucky he kicks your guts out of your asshole. More likely the roo will probably just rake his legs down your torso and straight up disembowels you from the front while holding you in position. Agree this guide is complete squirrels piss.

[-] McJonalds@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

"... so it will tap out very quickly"

I think this guide is just meant for fun

[-] glowie@infosec.pub 9 points 2 years ago

Crazy it'd be posted in the meme sub

[-] wurosh@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 years ago

Instantly started reading this in an Australian accent

[-] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 years ago

Are you writing this from a hospital bed?

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