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[-] WtfEvenIsExistence@reddthat.com 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Flat Earth? Fucking idiots. The Earth is obviously a Giant Magical Space Rug propelled by Genie's Dark Matter Astro-Projection ~~moving~~ teleporting at 9.8 m/s² 🤓

[-] GFGJewbacca@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago

What the hell are you talking about? We live in the Disc, held up by the Four Elephants which stand on the back of the Great Atuin, a 10,000 mile long turtle. The turtle moves.

[-] r3nder@beehaw.org 8 points 1 year ago

Actually there were five elephants, but one lost its footing, entered an unstable orbit and came hurtling through space, smashing into the Disc and causing the mountains to rise.

[-] GFGJewbacca@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Crap, I have to reread the series now and appreciate "The Fifth Elephant." Didn't that elephant also cause huge crystalized fat deposits to happen deep in the disc?

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