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[-] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

Just do what I do.

Step one be bicurious

Step two enable "everyone" as love interests on your dating apps

Step 3 match with cops, servicemen and tons of Latin men ( Latin men like me idk why)

Step 4 get my hole wrecked by said matches due to bi curious

Step 5.... profit???? Idk i can't really move cuz wrecked hole

[-] DarylDutch@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

Thank you for your (buttholes) service.

[-] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 days ago

You forgot the record-for-blackmail part

[-] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Oh honey trust me there were plenty of black males, i don't discriminate 😘

[-] x00z@lemmy.world -2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Yet you start mentioning race when the word "black" is used.

[-] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Ya know what bye bye forever. One look at your profile shows you consume nothing but the worst of the worst types of news and media. You need help.

[-] x00z@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Lmao. People nowadays.

[-] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Aw I'm sorry you can't take a joke. Kindly fuck off now plz while the adults laugh

[-] Dkarma@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

This made me lol

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