You have absolutely nothing
<?php
   well hello there again
?>
to worry about. If PHP existed
we would have sophisticated
<?php
  I trust that life has
  been treating you well? 
?>
methods of detecting it, and
it would pose literally no
<?php
  Don't open the door. It's me.
?>
threat to anyone.

Oh unfortunately these imaginary pains are those which hurt every day

Well Grails didn't stick around for long, but Gradle was only available with Groovy for many years before they added Kotlin support.