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Anon preps for a hurricane
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Beans are sad emergency food.
If I'm in a situation where beans are necessary, I'm awfully desperate and out of options.
Emergency situation: you're in the UK, it's breakfast and you need something to put on your toast.
The worst kind of emergency.
There's no such thing as a "UK." Oh sure, there's this island full of TERFs next to Europe that does things like eat "beans on toast" and where if you say the word "tiddlywinks" in a court of law you're taken seriously instead of laughed out of the place. Get real, Britain was made up by Scholastic to sell books to third graders.
I am hurt and am formally rescinding my open invitation to join me for burrito or chilli night for you
I'm Norwegian, I make my own meaty beanless burritos every Friday.
The only good traditional variant is birria. Beanless.
Burritos should be a treat, not a beany staple.
Beans can absolutely be a treat if you cook them right. I'm sorry you've never been able to experience tasty beans.