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These Ho-tatoes...
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Pockets
I thought it was 'ponies'; yours is better.
Somewhere in my vast collection of notes, I have an alcohol-induced business plan, probably scribbled on a napkin — basically a company that sells sew-on pockets. Exclusively. One day ...
Of course we need to get pockets, where else am I gonna put my pony?
This is why I own so many pairs of scrub pants.
They ain't cute, but you'll get reliable pockets and comfy as fuck.