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Supermarket evacuated after spider whose bite can cause erections or death spotted (www.independent.co.uk)

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[-] bigbluealien@kbin.social 22 points 2 years ago

"the erection is a side effect that everybody who gets stung by this spider will experience"
From the article, no escape women

this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2023

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