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[-] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 90 points 16 hours ago

Conservatives seem to have this weird belief that if they tried something and failed, then everything should be as if they never tried at all. Like, "attempted murder" just isn't a thing in their eyes.

Maybe it's just how their fragile egos handle not winning everything always.

[-] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 82 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Like, "attempted murder" just isn't a thing in their eyes.

“You see, Birch, I'm presently incarcerated for a crime I didn’t even commit! ‘Attempted murder.’ Ha! Now, honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?!” - Sideshow Bob from the episode of The Simpsons where he literally becomes the Republican mayoral candidate after calling into a right wing talk radio show.

[-] vividspecter@lemm.ee 1 points 2 hours ago

When Trump won and starting talking about how unlikely it was, I half-expected him to break out into evil laughter ala Sideshow Bob in this scene. Which certainly would have been more honest.

[-] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 8 hours ago

The love the fucking around, but they want to eliminate the finding out

[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world -1 points 10 hours ago

They don't win everything always?

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