Yup. Totally not a suspicious thing to say...

Looks like a good time to move to the EU... 😬

You mean constantly bumping the prices for lower quality content is causing subscription numbers to go down? No way... Who could have thought that? /s

Apple: "You're not using your mac how we designed it to. Please pay $4000 more to use the right side usb-c without issues".

Yea... That's a "No" from me dawg...

I have a very bad feeling it will start to harvest your local data...

That's the idea...

That's definitely not a guilty party's statement...

Hoist the anchors, mateys!

Umm... Only 13%?

I thought it would have been more...

Please do, and I would like to add a few more (only 180 more) countries where you should quit...

Next week, Microsoft negotiates the pending tax figure to $0...

Week after that, Microsoft is raising Office plans by $5 per user per month across the board to cover their tax bills...

Wait... Why would it be awkward for the employees who you want to re-hire? They would just simply ask a much higher pay... You need their expertise and their knowledge, you have to pay their demanded salary...

It should be more awkward for the companies...