[alt text: a screenshot of a tweet by @CRXSSF4DE. The tweet says: "someone on the Motorola forums was having the same problem with the camera I've been having, but just have to share the image they posted to demonstrate the issue. it's the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life dude". Below the text is a corrupted photograph of an elderly woman wearing a suit and standing in a parking lot. The corruption makes all of the colors look hypersaturated and/or replaced by other colors, and the entire image has the aura of an album cover.]

Josh Johnson's weekly comedy special is really on point today, for Americans afraid or angry about the government trying to take away their rights.

[alt text: A tweet by @peteypayless. The tweet says, "the US if Tylenol actually caused autism". Below the text is a map of a hypothetical US high-speed rail system, where high-speed rail is connecting most of the major cities in the US.]

[alt text: an edited image of Thanos from the Avengers movies. His Infinity Gauntlet is filled up with Tylenol pills instead of gems. The caption on the screen says "My Autism will now be unstoppable!!"]

[alt text: Text that says: "Staying informed in 2025". Behind the text is 4 infamous images of various actors looking haggard, including Scarlett Johansson, Tom Hiddleston, Oscar Isaac, and Matthew McConaughey. Hiddleston is looking at an open laptop screen with his hands on his mouth in contemplation. McConaughey is looking at an iPhone screen while taking a hard drag from a cigarette.]

[Alt-text: Comic panel of Hulk having just destroyed two military tanks. With an aggravated face, Hulk has two speech bubbles:

First bubble: "THEY NEVER LEARN-- HULK DOESN'T WANT TO SMASH!"

Second bubble: "HULK JUST WANTS TO BE LEFT ALONE."]

Reading through some old comics and laughed out loud when I hit this panel. Hulk gets me.

(In case anyone's interested, it's from The Incredible Hulk Annual #6. Don't really recommend unless you're an ultra Doctor Strange/Hulk fan, in which case you've probably already read it, or if you're suuuuper interested in the "birth" of a relatively obscure character who later went by the name of Kismet.)

[alt text: a satirical press release by "ANTIFA TM". The press release reads: "Attn: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE! 09/18/2025. Comrades and Shareholders: I am pleased to announce that after months of fierce negotiations with the Trump administration, we have finally reached an agreement. ANTIFA TM has agreed that it will end all of its American operations, shutter its regional offices across the nation, and liquidate all holdings no more than 3 business days following the completion of the united states government's agreed upon contractual obligations. Those obligations are listed below: -Release the Epstein Files"

At the bottom of the press release, there are two signatures: "Comrade George Soros, CEO, Antifa TM Enterprises LLC." "President Donald Trump, United States of America (copyright)"]

[alt text: a bluesky text post by @cursedsynth.bsky.social. The post says: "honestly 2 eyes is a good amount. spiders can pull off 8. but flies got greedy. they were like: give me a million eyes. well, now you don't know how to get out of my house".]

A lost dog wanders into the jungle. A lion spots him from a distance and thinks, “Huh… never seen one of these before. Looks edible.

The lion starts charging. The dog freaks out until he notices some bones nearby. Thinking fast, he blurts out: “Mmm… that was some tasty lion meat!”

The lion slams the brakes: “Wait… this little dude eats lions?! Nope, I’m out.”

But high up in a tree, a monkey saw the whole thing. He scampers over to the lion and spills the truth, hoping to score points. The lion growls: “Hop on my back. We’ll get him together.”

They storm back toward the dog. The dog sees them coming, panics harder… then yells: “Where the hell is that monkey? I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago!

lifted:
Morpheus Being

[alt text: two photos of a cat. In both photos, the cat is laying on their back and being viewed through a full glass of water, such that the water distorts the cat's face. In the first photo, the cat looks somewhat grumpy, and the cat's head appears a bit squashed. In the second photo, the cat's head appears to be shrunken and the cat looks distressed.]

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AI may kill us all, but at least we can get a few laughs out of it!

[alt text: a text-and-image post. The text caption says: "This was the most insane stage of the pandemic". The image is a photo of a Christian baptism that took place during the height of the COVID-19 pandemic. On the left side of the photo, two young parents are standing with their baby, and on the right side of the photo, an older priest is standing, about 2 meters away from the others. The mother is holding up her baby by the arms and facing the baby towards the priest. The priest is wearing a mask, and aiming a water gun directly at the baby's head.]

[alt text: a screenshot of a tweet and a reply tweet. The original tweet by @Dashytwo says: "What's the funniest sports graphic you've ever seen?". The reply tweet by @mikaylaaaa777 contains no text, but just a photo from a hockey broadcast. The text on the lower third says: "COMING; ALL OVER THE ICE". The rest of the photo shows a close up of a hockey player sitting on the sidelines. The athlete is holding his jersey up with his chin, and his mouth is open. The photo cuts off at the player's waist, such that we cannot see his hands or the lower half of his body. The complete image suggests that the athlete is currently masturbating.]