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Christmas (beehaw.org)
submitted 2 months ago by remington@beehaw.org to c/humor@beehaw.org
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[-] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 months ago

It takes literal supernatural intervention to get them to be less greedy.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

No it doesn't, they won't change their tune until you tie them down onto a guillotine and threaten to release the blade ..... and even then they'd probably try to coerece or bribe you from doing it.

[-] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago

and even then

...Leaving only supernatural intervention

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 2 points 2 months ago

Oops, I tripped over the rope connected to the release handle, must be supernatural intervention

Next!

[-] wewbull@feddit.uk 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Reminder: the claim that Bob Crachits pay, when adjusted for inflation, is twice the American minimum wage gets economists so wound up that they try to argue that he was comparitively paid well despite not being able to feed his family at Christmas.

[-] RivverRavven@beehaw.org 5 points 2 months ago

Luigi did it

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