https://www.xkcd.com/839/

Engine back guarantee. We'll land within 12 inches or you get the engines back!

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OCT 31 <- C   I   C   D   N   E
DEC 25 <-   O   N   I   E   C   ?
HEX 19

Found the 14yo

The cigarette lighter port is not a great connector because of how big it is, and it's pretty inconsistent when it turns off between cars (never does in 2007 Škoda Fabia). I replaced the dashcam adapter's contacts with wires and installed it in the fusebox (accessible when driver door is open), branching off the headlight adjustment servo fuse. No loose cables anywhere.

It's also wordplay. "Brand" means "fire"_

White noise is made of samples with uniformly random values. If you generate enough of it with true randomness, it will include an audio recording of the past 24 hours in Kamala Harris's life. (Of course, you're as likely to stumble upon it as on any other possible 24-hour audio.)

My PC doesn't meet the system requirements but I'll comment for engagement

Do it. The crimes are almost entirely by him personally, and had unprecedented damage. He should be responsible with all his money - a Twitter-sized blow would be a slap on the wrist as the platform is worth just $5B or thereabouts.

This works because there is a bypassnro.bat file in the oobe directory, which modifies the relevant registry entries. If it gets removed, you'll need to find its contents online and type them into the command prompt manually.

Or use this as an opportunity to learn Linux. It's been very usable for a while. If you're confused by distro selection, try Mint Cinnamon first.

I only know like 3 of them but YMCA? Seriously? Yes, it technically has "Christian" in the title but how did nobody in the staff know?

TL;DR: Set your account to "private"

No alternatives to ex-Twitter are mentioned. Lame.