Translation:

The Kremlin said so recently, right? Last week there were a bunch of warnings, that russia was going to target underseas cables to damage NATO-members specifically.

I thought so but was unable to find anything in 30 seconds of looking it up on the web.

The context is literally some internet cable between germany and finland being damaged.

Alternative Titles I came up with:

KREML KREML KREML KREML

IT APPEARED TO ME IN A DREAM

SOURCE? MY SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE FUCK UP!

GERMANS ARE A SERIOUS PEOPLE AND A SERIOUS COUNTRY

Thank you. I'll be here all night and don’t forget to tip your bartender on the way out.

The truth about capitalism is not oppression but the highest living standards our species has ever known. Kids should learn about that

welcome to class children

Everyone in the replies like “hE cAn’T dEcLaRe mArTiAL LaW iT’s iLLeGaL yOu aRe MaKiNg StUfF uP”

...oh

Oh no...

And finally, in a post lamenting that the unwashed masses are just too stupid to vote for the smol bean war crime party, liberals prove that they even fail to learn a lesson even when they are hit over the head by people telling them point blank why they didn't vote Young people will tell them this through a megaphone and these neolibs will still bleat "Duuuuh how did we lose, I guess we just have to be more right-wing!"

https://hexbear.net/post/3930124

Never believe Russian state media - unless it's saying Tulsi Gabbard is Russia's girlfriend. That is totally legit. /s

Tulcels in shambles!

https://x.com/pissvortex/status/1857953692806435221

Joint naval invasion of Baku by Russia and Iran march 2025 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Carter has the correct idea

reminder to any bird site users: bluechecks are always farming engagement, don't engage with these fucks in any way, you should completely ignore them. that's what they hate most, especially

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BONUS! “As a black man, I think slavery is too good for us”