Wow, interesting choice going with Germany for COTW. Might do an effort post or two on this weird country later since I'm old enough to, uhm, speak with some authority on the subject. Have to figure out my password first though in order to log in on my PC cause I ain't writing several paragraphs on my damn phone.
Like Donald Trump used to say, stay tuned!
Wait so there's NEW TikTok hearings? With that hapless TikTok CEO again? ("Sir, are you a sino-bolshevist traitor from Pee-king?" - "Uhm senator, I'm from Singapore...")
Please post many funny things from these hearings, had a blast last time.
Pointing out the bill of the hat, the Snopes article then accused the construction worker of being the one wearing the hard hat wrong, rather than that Biden wore the hardhat backwards as shown in the photos of him wearing it backwards.
Fact-checking in a nutshell 
Genocide Joe really starting a third war? I can't believe it.
Death to America.
A ferry carrying Germany's minister of economics Robert Habeck (Green party, a Russia-hater, former children's book author and general total idiot) back from his vacation was attacked by angry famers who are set to lose subsidies due to new austerity measures. (which, you guessed it, is mostly due to the immense strains of the Ukraine war that Germany so desperately wanted to lead)
Apparently they blocked the ferry bridge, tried to storm the ferry and set off firecrackers. They had to re-route the ferry. Supposedly there's video on X (formerly Twitter) but I'm too lazy and drugged up to search for.
This is going to be a wild year for Germany.
And in 2002, the USA passed The American Service-Members' Protection Act (known informally as the "Hague Invasion Act"), wherein the USA authorized itself to order military action (including invading the Netherlands where the Hague is located) to protect and free Americans and their allies
Here's a fun lil game: guess how the following US senators voted on the Hague invasion act.
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spoiler
Yay
Yay
Nay
Nay
Am I getting this right that with the USS Carl Vincent underway, we will soon have three carriers in the vicinity of the Red Sea?
Hezbollah was a two-carrier militia threat. The Houthis are a three-carrier militia, according to the US Navy.
From America fuck yeah to this in less than 20 years.
Impressive, Mr. Neoliberal.
This was a great meme back in 2011, kids.
To celebrate one year of Joe Bidens America blowing up it's allies infrastructure and getting away with it virtually clean, I demand awarding a month-long maximum ultra cuck status to Olaf Scholz in the Chad-cuck rankings.
It's so baffling living in Germany, I'm still weirded out how nobody is even talking about it. "uhm yeah, that happened, was probably Russia, nevermind we didn't need it anyway..."
Converting the libs with walls of text
Neoliberal Dabiq at it again