[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago

Thank god they never retired this beautiful barrel of pork. Turns out being a low, slow, flying tank is a really shit decision when everything from drones to a boxtruck has a MANPAD in the cupholder. But they were all supposed to be blown up within 72 hours of facing a peer adversary, 40 years ago, so really i guess its mission accomplished.

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

The barrage of munitions that U.S. forces have fired into Iran have laid bare just how reliant the U.S. war machine is on a powerful metal that you’ve likely never heard of: tungsten.

Bwuah? Tongue's Ten?

I appreciate the editorial decision to acknowledge their readers do not have an elementary-equivalent education

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

I sticky objectively tru & correct opinions

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago

Wonderful Icarus, you posted too close to the sun

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago

GOOOOOOOD POST

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 22 points 4 days ago

Fr, the crankery was some of the best stuff yuri posted

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago

Not a hat, his hair just does that unfortunately. Terrible dandruff. Would not accept a pre-sliced melon.

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biggus-piggus <--- Slopless sadness

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If you have to shit, then shit. If you have to fart, then fart. You will feel better for it." - Mao ZeDong

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submitted 2 years ago by Zoift@hexbear.net to c/movies@hexbear.net

I seriously cannot tell if i'm enjoying this. Someone else needs to be subjected to this. Should railroad this through as a movienight interstitial.

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 69 points 2 years ago

This "bomb" is completely incapable of exploding, even if you took the initiative to light it on fire yourself.

That is just the idea of a bomb. This is a simulacra of a threat. Cici n'est pas une bombe.

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 79 points 2 years ago

Nothing to do anymore but work, shitpost, and cook crack cocaine in the microwave.

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Zoift@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

She is beautiful and i love her.

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 78 points 2 years ago
  1. He traveled to start shit. He didnt work, live, or have family at a car lot.

  2. His intent was to start shit. "Protecting" an empty car lot is the most hamfisted shitlib handwaving. Muh Private Property!

  3. Legally speaking, nobody gives a shit nerd.

  4. Once again, nobody gives a fuck about the banality of gun laws.

  5. He acted like a dipshit cracker, theres your nuance

  6. Kyle, and everyone who thinks he's cool, should throw a clot. That should be specific enough.

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submitted 2 years ago by Zoift@hexbear.net to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/431481

I recently inherited a chicken coop & small flock from a friend that had to give them up. They've got a big-ass yard to forage in with lots of grass, tree cover, and all the pumpkin plants they can destroy because i wasnt planning on having chickens when i planted them. Still learning birdcare, but half of them have learned to love headpets and are as fat & happy as I can keep them.

However they've also attracted rat snakes & racer snakes to the coop. None of the snakes in my area are big enough to eat a full grown chicken, but it's stressing the chickens out and they keep trying to eat the eggs.

I dont wanna hurt any of the snakes, they're adorable and dopey, but im grabbing a 4 foot frightened snake out of the coop everynight. I keep sealing up new gaps and they keep showing me new ones. Its getting kinda old & I'm starting to wonder if its a different snake every night or just a few really persistent lil guys.

Is there a way to get them to fuck off? And how do biologists tag snakes? Is there like, a little thing i can clip into a scale or is it safe to hit them with a dab of paint or something? Cause if its just the same 2 dumbasses i keep greeting everynight i can just drive them to a nearby lake what i imagine snake heaven would be.

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 68 points 2 years ago

Unga Bunga is racist because of this shit.

The phrase has a long history as a racist dogwhistle, and is deeply tied with "Race Science" horseshit.

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Zoift@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Surely someone beat me to this

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Fallacy? (hexbear.net)

No, Phallussy

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Know your cryptid (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Zoift@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

lmao tiddy birds

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 78 points 2 years ago

Usually its 2-3 chapos calling someone a dipshit lib for posting a bad take, and then someone comes along with an nice effortpost an hour or so later.

Like, i approve of it, people get too used to not being called a dipshit. But newgangs first posters on the scene usually come in hot.

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Druids Rock (youtu.be)

Shooing off a bear like it's a raccoon. In awe of the geezer.

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