[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 17 points 8 hours ago

Smear things on it

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 12 points 8 hours ago
[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

When are they releasing the juchero?

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago

This is the medium domino in the chain that leads to the full cardinality of Virginia.

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago

07 For foolhardy bravery

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 63 points 5 days ago

God, he was such an asshole.

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submitted 8 months ago by Zoift@hexbear.net to c/movies@hexbear.net

I seriously cannot tell if i'm enjoying this. Someone else needs to be subjected to this. Should railroad this through as a movienight interstitial.

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 69 points 10 months ago

This "bomb" is completely incapable of exploding, even if you took the initiative to light it on fire yourself.

That is just the idea of a bomb. This is a simulacra of a threat. Cici n'est pas une bombe.

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 79 points 1 year ago

Nothing to do anymore but work, shitpost, and cook crack cocaine in the microwave.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Zoift@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

She is beautiful and i love her.

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 78 points 1 year ago
  1. He traveled to start shit. He didnt work, live, or have family at a car lot.

  2. His intent was to start shit. "Protecting" an empty car lot is the most hamfisted shitlib handwaving. Muh Private Property!

  3. Legally speaking, nobody gives a shit nerd.

  4. Once again, nobody gives a fuck about the banality of gun laws.

  5. He acted like a dipshit cracker, theres your nuance

  6. Kyle, and everyone who thinks he's cool, should throw a clot. That should be specific enough.

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submitted 1 year ago by Zoift@hexbear.net to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/431481

I recently inherited a chicken coop & small flock from a friend that had to give them up. They've got a big-ass yard to forage in with lots of grass, tree cover, and all the pumpkin plants they can destroy because i wasnt planning on having chickens when i planted them. Still learning birdcare, but half of them have learned to love headpets and are as fat & happy as I can keep them.

However they've also attracted rat snakes & racer snakes to the coop. None of the snakes in my area are big enough to eat a full grown chicken, but it's stressing the chickens out and they keep trying to eat the eggs.

I dont wanna hurt any of the snakes, they're adorable and dopey, but im grabbing a 4 foot frightened snake out of the coop everynight. I keep sealing up new gaps and they keep showing me new ones. Its getting kinda old & I'm starting to wonder if its a different snake every night or just a few really persistent lil guys.

Is there a way to get them to fuck off? And how do biologists tag snakes? Is there like, a little thing i can clip into a scale or is it safe to hit them with a dab of paint or something? Cause if its just the same 2 dumbasses i keep greeting everynight i can just drive them to a nearby lake what i imagine snake heaven would be.

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 68 points 1 year ago

Unga Bunga is racist because of this shit.

The phrase has a long history as a racist dogwhistle, and is deeply tied with "Race Science" horseshit.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Zoift@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Surely someone beat me to this

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Fallacy? (hexbear.net)

No, Phallussy

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Know your cryptid (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Zoift@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

lmao tiddy birds

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 78 points 1 year ago

Usually its 2-3 chapos calling someone a dipshit lib for posting a bad take, and then someone comes along with an nice effortpost an hour or so later.

Like, i approve of it, people get too used to not being called a dipshit. But newgangs first posters on the scene usually come in hot.

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Druids Rock (youtu.be)

Shooing off a bear like it's a raccoon. In awe of the geezer.

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