Danny Devito as Pen Pen

okay I earned this one

so unfair to price gouge New Yorkers coming back from their vacation homes

jane fonda type beat

Generalissimo Newsom, my aliexpress orders yearn for freedom

three branches of US government

Lobbyists: write the bills

Staffers: read the bills

Elected officials: come up with zinger titles

the 196 people would love this while not understanding the actual joke

having a Costco cafeteria just downstairs is a death sentence for my arteries

that spine is gonna stay pristine until the estate sale

OP of that thread is a pickme accountant from Taiwan that lives in Vancouver and complains about getting taxed for Canadian healthcare

Anglophone social media is the staging ground for the Fourth Reich

validating my decision of never uploading or allowing anyone to have anything with my face on it

Yes, don't body shame, but absolutely relentlessly mock them for their ubermensch delusions