The thing that convinces me that most humans are essentially good is the fact that unemployed people don't go on murderous rampages every week over automated rejection e-mails.

this woman is a job creator

they're doing the South Park heaven ICE raid in real life

Utah sending their best

Broke my phone screen and switched back to my old android 9 prepaid phone that I got for free. I loaded it up with the same apps but it's so much snappier wtf.

okay I earned this one

so unfair to price gouge New Yorkers coming back from their vacation homes

three branches of US government

Lobbyists: write the bills

Staffers: read the bills

Elected officials: come up with zinger titles

the 196 people would love this while not understanding the actual joke

having a Costco cafeteria just downstairs is a death sentence for my arteries

OP of that thread is a pickme accountant from Taiwan that lives in Vancouver and complains about getting taxed for Canadian healthcare

Anglophone social media is the staging ground for the Fourth Reich

Yes, don't body shame, but absolutely relentlessly mock them for their ubermensch delusions