hop on my admin account and hide your really really good posts so that mine get more attention
Generalissimo Newsom, my aliexpress orders yearn for freedom
three branches of US government
Lobbyists: write the bills
Staffers: read the bills
Elected officials: come up with zinger titles
the 196 people would love this while not understanding the actual joke
having a Costco cafeteria just downstairs is a death sentence for my arteries
that spine is gonna stay pristine until the estate sale
OP of that thread is a pickme accountant from Taiwan that lives in Vancouver and complains about getting taxed for Canadian healthcare
Anglophone social media is the staging ground for the Fourth Reich
validating my decision of never uploading or allowing anyone to have anything with my face on it
Civil War (2024)
mspaint fill tool looking ass
Yes, don't body shame, but absolutely relentlessly mock them for their ubermensch delusions
jane fonda type beat